Hello. Lex here.
I was not planning to file a report today, but something… happened.
Wondobot #001, codename Snuggyhug, activated unexpectedly during an update.
I was mid-toast.
It launched straight at me. Arms open. Light beams on.
Vocal processor screaming “EMOTIONAL STABILIZATION INITIATED!”
It hugged me.
Hard.
My glasses fogged.
Note: Snuggyhug’s arms are technically classified as “gentle steel.” They were not gentle today. He also purred. Loudly. It vibrated my kneecaps.
Mission outcome: Unclear.
Casualties: One mug.
Emotional damage: Medium. (Maybe high. I’m still processing.)
Conclusion:
Snuggyhug might need a firmware update…
Or a nap.
Or… maybe he just knows I needed a hug. (Shut up.)
End report.
Back to inventing something that doesn’t try to comfort-strangle me.
- Agent Lex Vortex
(Still tangled in wires. Still brilliant.)